- Officials in Dunn, North Carolina, apparently harbor no faith in the intuitive powers of common sense:
- First, they have made it illegal to play in traffic. So if you’re a parent make sure your kids play Candyland on the floor of a living room rather than on the asphalt of a passing lane.
- Second, it is illegal to drive through a cemetery if you’re not there to dig a grave or bury someone. So if you intend to visit the grave of a loved one bring really powerful binoculars and a ladder for accessing the roof of your vehicle while parked outside the cemetery.
- And third, even if you are considerate enough to yell “On your left,” officials still deem it illegal to drive on sidewalks.